Mikey: WAKE UP MOTHERFUCKERS
Cal: Babe, why!?!?!?
Luke: 'Babe' adorable
Mikey: Shut the fuck up Luke
Luke: No
Ash: Kill me
Luke: Y?
Ash: Abigail is trying to talk to me
Mikey: Abigail? Like the one that I used to date?
Ash: Yep
Luke: Wtf why
Cal: I thought she died after all the hate
Ash: Unfortunately, she didn't 😧
Mikey: Why is she talking to you? I mean, no offence but-
Ash: You're the one that dated her. WHY THE FUCK IS SHE TALKING TO ME?!?!?
Luke: Calm down Ashton
Ash: HOW CAN I?!?! MY BEST FRIEND'S EX GIRLFRIEND IS TALKING TO ME SAYING THAT WE SHOULD 'GET TOGETHER'
Cal: What😡
Ash: I don't fucking know
Luke: Is Mikey ok? He hasn't talked for a long time
Cal: He left but I'm following him rn
Mikey: I'm fine just leave me alone
Ash: Mikey where are you going
Mikey: THAT'S NONE OF YOU'RE BUSINESS
Cal: Baby calm down
Mikey: NO! WHY THE HELL IS ABIGAIL TALKING TO ASHTON IT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE
Ash: Michael I don't know why she texted me. I DIDN'T EVEN KNEW THAT SHE HAD MY PHONE NUMBER
Mikey: ...
Cal: Mikey
Mikey: ...
Luke: Why isn't he talking
Cal: MIKEY
Mikey: WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WANT
Cal: Why did you cut yourself
(Authors Note: I'm sorry if the rest of this is triggering)
Luke: What
Ash: Mikey...
Mikey: I didn't
Cal: Yes you did, I watched you
Mikey: If you really loved me you would've stopped me
Cal: I tried but you locked the door and you know me, I'm weak
Mikey: That makes the two of us
Cal: Mikey please stop, I do love you. Just open the door and let me say it to your face
Mikey: I'm sorry
Cal: MIKEY STOP PLEASE I LOVE YOU SO MUCH
Mikey: YOU DON'T KNOW OWN WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE ME
Cal: Mikey-
Mikey: YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT IT'S LIKE TO SEE YOUR PARENTS FIGHT ON FRONT OF YOU AND THEN THEM BLAME THE FIGHT ON YOU
Cal: Mikey please
Mikey: I love you guys
Luke: Mikey stop doing this, if you die, we die with you
Mikey: No
Luke: Then don't do it. We love you
Mikey: I love you guys too, but I don't want you killing yourselves because of me
Cal: We either live together or die together, there's no in between
Mikey: Stop
Cal: No
Ash: Michael open the door behind you
Mikey: Why
Ash: Do you want to live? If you do, we'll do everything you want
Mikey: THAT'S NOT IT! I WANT MY LIFE TO BE NORMAL
Ash: Michael, none of our lives are normal. MY DAD LEFT ME AND MY FAMILY WHEN I WAS TWO, MICHAEL, TWO FUCKING YEARS OLD. I get it, your parents blame you for their fights but you have to ignore it. I know it's hard but you have to
Mikey: Why do you guys care
Cal: Because we love you. Because you gave us happiness. BECAUSE YOU WERE MY ESCAPE FROM HOME
Luke: Even if I "disliked" You when we were younger, I love you. You're like a big brother to me
Mikey: Which door are you at
Cal: Back door
Mikey: I unlocked it
Cal: I LOVE YOU SO MUCH DONT DO THAT TO ME
Mikey: I won't do it again love, I promise
Luke: Let's get you cleaned up
Ash: Sorry that I yelled
Mikey: It's ok
Cal: We love you Michael
Mikey: I love you guys too
Ooooooooook that was depressing. I'm sorry that I did that. And I'm sorry that I'm not updating as much as I promised. I shouldn't make promises that I don't keep. Anyway I lo e you guys! Bye