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Cal: I hate you so much Luke

Luke: Love you too bb

Ash: Oh my god that is hilarious

Mikey: What is

Ash: What Luke did to Calum

Mikey:  What did he do

Luke: I may or may not have splashed him with ice water

Cal: I'M FREEZING MY ASS OFF

Luke: THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR RUNNING AROUND NAKED

Ash: NO CALUM NOT IN HERE

Cal: Deal with it bitch :P

Mikey: Now I'm confused

Luke: After Ashton put Cal in my room, I splashed Calum with ice water then I guess Calum went into Ashton's room

Ash: GET THE FUCK OFF OF ME

Cal: Make me ;)

Mikey: I'm recording this

Luke: Fucking send it to me

Mikey: I will

Cal: ASHTON STOP I CAN'T BREATHE

Ash: Maybe I don't wanna stop :P

Mikey: Luke I'm sending it

Luke: Ok :P

Ash: Are you done now

Cal: Yes daddy

Mikey: ASHTON'S KINK IS REAL IT'S FUCKING REAL

Luke: We already knew that from the video

Ash: What video

Luke:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yB21lMz7-lA

Mikey: HOLY SHIT

Ash: It's not real

Cal: BULLSHIT

Ash: It's not real for god's sake

Cal: Then why did you spank me hmm?

Ash: You asked me to

Mikey: What are the fans going to think

Luke: They're going to think we're gay

Cal: They already knew that

Ash: THEY WILL NEVER SEE THAT VIDEO

 Cal: Too late I just tweeted it

Ash: GOD DAMMIT CALUM

Luke: What did you expect it's Calum

Mikey: There are so many fans that are so confused on why Cal posted the video

Ash: Yeah well they wouldn't be if Calum DIDN'T POST THAT FUCKING VIDEO

Cal: I'M INNOCENT

Ash: 'I'm innocent' my ass

Mikey: Lets just go to bed we have to go to the recording studio tomorrow

Luke: Calum can I bunk with you :(

Cal: Sure

Luke: Are you wearing clothes

Cal: Yes

Luke: Sure?

Cal: Promise

Luke: Ok

Luke: And you lied to me

Cal: That's right

Mikey: You must be really desperate for sex

Ash: Go to bed guys

Luke, Cal, and Mikey: Ok Daddy

Ash: Shut the fuck up




This one was more of a filler type thing, anyway I hope you enjoyed this chapter?





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