groupchat: cunts with capes
Doe sent a message
Doe
hey hey my guys
tom netherlands is cyberbullying me to tell you im not sucking his dick
but like i totally would if he gave me the chance
i would be #blessed to be near that spidey peen
Downey
gross
you're twelve
Doe
IM FUCKING TWENTY
Mackie
doe more like hoe HAHAHA
honey im so proud of u
chase that dick sweetie
get that spidey dick
Tom
guys please
Doe
shut up netherlands im getting praise from mum
Mackie
'mum'
you're so australian
Tom
ANTHONY I SAY MUM TOO
SO DOES HEMSWORTH
AND BETTANY
DOE ISN'T SPECIAL
Doe
cry x10000
where's joe when you need someone to call you special
Evans
who's joe?
joe russo?
Doe
joe mantegna is my dad
mackie is my mum
seb is my brother
i have a lit fuckin family honestly
Mackie
wait so i had an affair to create you?
or did joe leave me and i moved on to my wife
OH MY GOD THAT MY KIDS YOUR SIBLINGS
Evans
dude no you aren't actually doe's mom
you already tried to adopt tom and look how that turned out
Tom
yeah now he bullies me because i said i liked my real mum better
Doe
i feel so left out when did anthony try to adopt tom
Mackie
oh this was waaaaay back
back in ye old days of civil war
Tom
can we please just clarify that dorothy has never and will never...
you know...
Doe
so innocent
so small
Tom
okay doe don't even start with the height thing
im taller than you
Doe
NO YOU AREN'T
NOT BY MUCH ANYWAY
THIS IS CYBERBULLYING
YOU ARE READING
𝖙𝖗𝖔𝖏𝖆𝖓 𝖍𝖔𝖗𝖘𝖊 ⋆ tom holland
Fanfictionan unknown aussie celebrity likes to add attention grabbing captions to her photo and just so happens to catch the attention of tom holland (a boy she met on set, and kinda hates her) (she's planning to change that) tom holland || social media
