an unknown aussie celebrity likes to add attention grabbing captions to her photo and just so happens to catch the attention of tom holland (a boy she met on set, and kinda hates her) (she's planning to change that)
tom holland || social media
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tomholland2013
best bud just wants to see a dolphin but little does she know all the dolphins are just me and my graceful swimming skills
tagged: doe.duval, jordie_b
doe.duval: cunt its not like you even got in the water
doe.duval: 'the water might damage my hair' no you were a pussy because it was cold
doe.duval: at least i actually got in
tomholland2013: yeah and you ended up dying of flu even after wearing your hoodie, jordie's hoodie, and daya's blanket
doe.duval: yeah but AT LEAST I GOT IN THE WATER
doe.duval: back me up babe jordie_b
jordie_b: yeah thats pretty true tom
jordie_b: sorry to #expose you like this
tomholland2013: goddamn you two and your hollywood power couple status
tomholland2013: how can i argue with that
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jordie_b
baby saw a dolphin (except now she's died of hypothermia r.i.p in peace dorothy duval 1996-2018)
tagged: doe.duval
doe.duval: tweeting from beyond the grave: i want a refund
doe.duval: romeo and juliet with me so we can hang out in purgatory
jordie_b: nah rack off mate i'm chillin in the land of the living
tomholland2013: jesus christ why are you two perfect for each other
doe.duval: better than me and you were lmaooooo tomholland2013
tomholland2013: no shit sherlock doe.duval
INTRODUCING TOM WEBB AS JORDIE BRIGGS
BOYFRIEND OF DOROTHY DUVAL
BEST FRIEND OF APOLLO DAVIES
JORDIE, DOE AND APOLLO WILL RETURN IN THE SEQUEL TO BACKPFEIFENGESICHT
HIDE YOUR FIRES
COMING SOON
well thats the end of that shitshow. thanks to everybody who read this, voted for it, and stuck with my trash tale until the end. the sequel is kinda unrelated in that it won't have any of these characters in it except doe, apollo, and jordie. it's apollo's love story. apollo deserves everything. i told you i'd do something with him in the end. i'm sorta leaning towards a flash cast story, but if anybody has any ideas then i can roll with that.
