1 new message from thomas jefferson
thomas jefferson
hey doe...
doe-a-deer
yes tom jefferson?
thomas jefferson
oh my goodness doe please stop
doe-a-deer
whatever you say thomas my love
thomas jefferson
but actually while you're on the 'love' topic
mackie told me that he wants us to get together
doe-a-deer
are we not already together?????
was i misinformed by hollywood trash news sources????
#fakenews
thomas jefferson
but seriously doe
can you just tell people we're not dating
doe-a-deer
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thomas jefferson
oh forget it
don't worry
doe-a-deer
no tom wait
i was kidding
the only reason is if i release a statement people will be like 'wow what a whore' and i cant be fucked dealing with them to be honest
"oh doe must be seeking attention because nobody ever said her and tom were dating and now she's telling everyone they aren't wahwahwah"
i just want a fucken paddle pop and a nap tom
oh whatever
go drink some tea or something toodle pip
doe-a-deer changed thomas jefferson's nickname to tom
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𝖙𝖗𝖔𝖏𝖆𝖓 𝖍𝖔𝖗𝖘𝖊 ⋆ tom holland
Fanfictionan unknown aussie celebrity likes to add attention grabbing captions to her photo and just so happens to catch the attention of tom holland (a boy she met on set, and kinda hates her) (she's planning to change that) tom holland || social media
