Accidentally ; H2O Delirious

Bonus.

NSFW Warning.

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"I WHIP MY HAIR BACK AND FORTH I WHIP MY HAIR BACK AND FORTH," I sang as I whipped my hair back and forth on top of the table.

"TAKE YOUR CLOTHES OFF!" someone yelled. I looked over to see it was Jon; he had his wallet out and was holding a bunch of ones.

I shrugged, "ok."

I took my shirt off and threw it into the crowd. They cheered and two guys fought over it.

Jon hopped up on the table next to me and started running his hands over my bare skin, "You're fucking sexy," he said.

I didn't say anything; I just turned around and started grinding on him. I got really into and started whipping my hair back and forth again. I got a little too into it, and wound up causing Jon and I to fall off the table.

We lay on the ground entangled and laughing our asses off. I looked over at him, and suddenly I had a brilliant idea. I knew exactly how to stick it to Josh for cheating on me. "Oh my god, do you want to get married?!" I asked.

He shrugged, "It'll piss my parents off, so why not."

We both stood up and started to head towards the door. As we walked through the crowd, Jon grabbed my shirt out of some guys hand and gave it back to me.

We stood outside his apartment building and looked through a phone book trying to find a wedding chapel that stayed open 24 hours. "FUCK YEAH!" I cheered when I found one. I ripped the page out and started Taylorping in the direction it was in. "Come on! Get excited Jon!" I said as I started to Jon in circles around him.

He groaned, "I'm going to regret this in the morning..." he said as he started hopping around with me.

We finally got there and I couldn't wait to get hitched. All I wanted to do was separate myself from Josh. We had to wait a little while because Jon insisted on having Elvis marry us, but eventually it was our turn.

Jon went ahead and walked down the aisle and stood next to Elvis. The lady gave me a cheap veil and some fake flowers, but I didn't care I felt like a princess anyways. I handed her my phone, "Can you take some pictures please?" she nodded and the music started.

I began my descent down the aisle and I couldn't stop smiling. I was so giddy and excited.

Elvis said all the "marriage" stuff, but I wasn't really listening. I was just staring at Jonathan's lips. They looked so soft...

We both said "I do," and then Jon roughly grabbed me and shoved his tongue down my throat. I didn't mind thought, he was good at it. Jon ran his hand under my shirt, igniting my skin and unclasped my bra.

Elvis cleared his throat. We pulled apart awkwardly. Jon grabbed my hand and we dashed into the bathroom. He locked the door as I ripped my shirt off. He didn't waste any time, he started ripping his clothes and before long he was inside me, having his way. It was the best sex I had ever had.

When it ended I was completely out of breath. Then something occurred to me, "Did you use a condom?"