Marina And the Potato

chapter 3

Marina's POV

"surprise bitch i bet you thought you've seen the last of me." said ellie as she turned around.

"BITCH WHERES MY BOYFRIEND?!" i yelled at her.

Ellie stood up "what? marina why are you here? i thought you were rita ora for a sec, that bitch stole my boyfriend and you'd think if i made out with her id get him back but noo-"

"BITCH STOP CHANGING THE SUBJECT!" i interrupted her.

"umm..okay" said ellie.

i pushed ellie against the wall and pulled out the blade of the ancient greeks out of my stank ass weave and as i was just about to strike her she light my hair on fire.

"You bitch! It was a wig anyway! But nice try!" I said laughing at her.

But then she started chanting some demonic shit then did a full performance of 'burn' with choreography and everything.

i gave up because shit got too real.

"now wheres potato?!" i asked in a calmer tone since she looked pissed off and kinda possessed.

"potato?" she asked.

"my boyfriend" i replied

"your boyfriend's name is potato? wow" she said mocking me.

"yes but he IS a potato too." i said with a bad poker face.

"so you're looking for a potato named potato who's also your boyfriend....?" she said while trying to hold her laughter.

"yes" i said.

"now that you've mentioned it, i bought a bag of potatos today but i was in such a rush i droped a couple of them on the street but then i picked them up" ellie explained her potato situation.

"really?! you might have picked up my boyfriend with them too?" i asked.

"umm.. yeah.. the thing is.. they're kinda cooking right now...." ellie said.

"NOOO!!! POTATO!" i ran to the kitchen to save potato from boiling to death.

i went to the boiling pot and got all the potatos out but none of them were him!

"where are you keeping potato?!" i asked ellie.

"i dont know what your talking about, these are all the potatos ive got." ellie denied.

"yeah right!" i said not believing her.

"so are you done here? cause im expecting rita ora to show up any minute, i have to go sit facing the window again so i can dramatically turn the chair around" she explained.

"yeah fine whatever!" i said leaving her place.

i knew she has potato in there somewhere! i just need to get him out some way, some how! ugh i miss potato so much...

yes!! ive got it! i know what to do!

i hesitatingly dialed lana's number and called.

marina:" lana! something terrible has happened, theres no time to explain and i really need your help!"

lana:*panting*

marina:"umm lana?"

lana:" ... daddy?.."

marina" bitch im not your fucking daddy! now get your ass over here!"

i explained to lana the situation and told her where to come so we can meet up, and plan to steal potato back.

we met at a coffee shop, and lana

brought a friend; natalia kills.

we all planned a foolproof plan to steal potato back. and as we were planing an urgent news report came on the tv in the coffee shop that said "global potato shortage, estamate of potatos in the world right now is only 1 potato" i screamed when i saw the news! i started shaking and hyperventilating and crying, lana hugged me tight while natalia started slowly singing 'superbass' to my ears to calm me down, i stood up and yelled "nicki minaj is unbearable!" and got attacked by a mysterious group of gay boys that came out of nowhere.

"wow that was ultraviolent." lana said

'bitch why didnt you do anythng?!" i said.

"i thought they were your friends." lana said.

"bitch what the fuck? anyway they're gone now, lets go get potato!" i said not caring about lana being an idiot.

and at midnight it was me, lana and natalia. we wore our super spy suits which were just black latex, anyway they looked hot! and i brought my gun and we drove to ellie's place to rescue potato. we reached our destination, lana waited in the car while natalia and i climbed up the tower with our super ultra rad spy gadgets, when we reached ellie's window, we broke into it and just then i heard a familiar voice i heard someone say "........." i knew who it was! it was potato!

i followed potato's voice till i got to the room he was locked in,it was sealled shut!

I looked at natalia with a desperate for help look, she looked back with a confident grin. She kicked a small hole in the door with her high heels and i peeped in through the hole, there was potato!

He was tied to a chair! And ellie just noticed the racket natalia made by kicking a hole in the door, ellie started approaching the door while me and natalia got ready to attack her once she opens the door.

She opened the door and we both jumped on her knocking her to the floor! I got up while natalia pinned her down on the floor, i ran to potato and untied him!

"Potato! Im so sorry ! I should've came sooner i i should've done something!" I said as my eyes started to water.

"................" Said potato as he patted me on the back.

"Really?" I asked smiling a bit.

".............." Said potato.

"Are you sure?! Omg! No way!" I said as i walked back to ellie and natalia.

"Nat! Pull ellie's face!" I said to natalia.

"Erm.....sure !" Said natalia.

Natalia pulled on ellies face and it started coming off! Natalia gave a look of disgust so i nodded to her that she continues ripping it off. While ripping it off she soon realized it was a face mask!

I said as she took off the face mask "and the person behind the mask is....... Charli?!"