Marina And the Potato

chapter 2

Marina's POV

i woke up with a major headache, the usual. i looked around and my room was a mess! there were clothes on the floor, the sheets were smelly and oddly tossed i looked to my sides to see if i had a one night stand again but no one was next to me...

"what did i drink last night that'd make me toss the room like this ? probably uncountable bottles of vodka haha!" i laughed at myself.

"............" said a voice from under the sheets.

freaked out i threw the sheets away to reveal whos under them only to see THE POTATO!

I screamed "potato! what are you doing in my bed?!"

the potato calmly replied with "............."

"what id never do that! and most certanly not with you!" i denied.

the potato frowned and looked down as if it was disappointed.

"well like not that you're not attractive or anything! im sure umm i mean you're hot! you're a hot potato! get it?" i laughed

the potato started laughing at my lame joke.

"how bout we go for a walk? we'll forget all about this umm... and like get to know each other! what do ya say?" i awkwardly said to break the tension.

"..........." said potato

"perfect! now lets go get dressed!" i said.

we both got dressed, i wore my favorite little blue sundress with white sandals while potato wore its usual weird potato outfit.

we walked around the city basically not saying a word to eachother, it was awkward.

and just then i ran into charli! "yes! she's gonna save me from this awkward hell!" i thought to myself.

"charli! i missed you so much!" i said as i hugged her!

"umm why are you holding a potato in your hand?" she said with a confused tone.

"this is my date..." i said with embarrassment

"oh. okay. whats his name?" she asked awkwardly.

"potato." i said with a straight face.

"oh cool... umm... OMG DID I TELL YOU WHAT HAPPENED LAST NIGHT?!" she said excitedly.

"no but im guessing it has something to do with dolphins?" i said.

"yes!! i fucked a dolphin! it was even weirder than you'd expect it to be!" she said proudly.

"oh cool. i fucked potato last night..." i replied.

"THAT SUPER ULTRA RAD! i wanna fuck a potato too omg" she said.

"haha get your own potato this one's mine!" i said holding my potato tighter.

me and charli hugged and said goodbye and she flew away with her jet powered boots.

i turned around to potato so we can leave and i saw him being picked up and taken by a person wearing a hoodie and running shoes!

i panicked! i started running after them yelling out "potato! potato!!! my potato is being kidnapped!"

i pulled out my phone out of my pockets while i was running and called the police

M:"hello 991"

operator: yes this is 911 what's your emergancy?"

M:"my boyfriend is being kidnaped!"

operator:"can you please give us a description of your boyfriend"

M:"well.. he's a little round brown potato named potato.."

the operator hung up on me, rude bitch.

the runner in the hoodie got into a car and blasted 'homewrecker' as they drove off so i tailgated them in my car till we reached this hotel, it was fancy.

the runner got out of the car and steped inside the hotel and ran to the elevator.

i couldnt catch them so i asked the bellboy if he knew who that was and what room they were staying in. he replied with "she Ms.Gold i think its a nickname tho, she's staying at room 313 on level 3"

i ran to the elevator and when i reached her floor i was about to knock on her door but then i noticed it was already open, i let myself in and the place smelled like potatos! and i heard the sound of boiling coming from one of the rooms! i started hypervenatling and broke the door in!

it was a very dark office and it had a big black leather chair, it was facing the window, she was siting on that chair, she said "ahh.. marina we meet again" and the chair turned around to reveal who it was.

i gasped as i found out it was... it was... ellie!