Bruce: Good morning guys.
Class: Good morning Dr Banner.
Bruce: Ok. Now. What were we doing today? Oh right. Free Routes. What are free routes?
...anyone except Whin?
Ah! Mr Kampfmann.
Rock: Free Routes are quarks with a negatively ionized Oxygen culet at the edge. Which causes them to be extremely drastic...
Somer: Oh right. I remember! And that’s why they are responsible for most mutations like for example the Wolverine who was injected Adamantium.
Or like...CaCo3 in your blood which you can inject and activate after getting arrested and then be seated on the Electric Chair to be executed, and free routes turn your skin to Amper and turn you into a freak with an orange crystalloid surface!!!
Bruce: Oh...kayy...miss Reiben. That’s...interesting...
Somer: Yeah...but then you see that it’s not permanent and you realize how badass it is and that you’re bulletproof!
Xed: What about you doctor Banner?
Bruce: What about me?
Xed: Any...problems due to free routes?
Bruce: Who? Me? Ha-ha...err...oh Xander...stop reading comics they’re bad for you!
Hogan: Hey guys! Did you see Hulk last night??
Bruce: Hulk?? Haha...What’s that? What Hulk? I have no idea what you’re talking about!!
Hogan: Y’know... Hulk Hogan. American Gladiator...
Bruce: Oh...
Hogan: I heard he’s got the best critics on his mustage.
Slavi: IKR? I never get to grow a mustage...
Hira: I don’t like mustaged guys.
Slavi: Well... I never grow a mustage. B)
Hira: Shut up Slavi.
Bruce: BACK TO FREE ROUTES!! What can cause free routes?
Wallace: Ionized and Non-Ionized beams.
Rock: Cosmic Radiance...
Norma: Temporary Black Wholes
Somer: The Old Smokey...
Hogan: And... Gamma Radiance of course...
Bruce: That is ionized beaming mr Hassell...Um... What else...err...
Whin: Dr Banner.
Bruce: Yes... Miss Thomas.
Bruce: Is it true you have anger-management problems?
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Bruce: (creepy music and lightening on background)...they know...
They kept bombarding me with Hulks and Gamma Radiances and anger management problems!!
Tony: Hmm... Interesting... What did you do about it?
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Bruce: Kids go take a break. We’re gotta go on tomorrow.
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Tony: Wow Bruce... You handled it very well -_-
Bruce: Would you rather me Hulking out?? Cause I am still stressed enough to do so!!!
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Next time I’ll start teaching them DNA stuff for the top!! They didn’t find random stuff to relate it to.
Thor: I shall Avenge you Banner.
I will… (lightening on background)
Tony: ….I don’t like the sound of that…
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