University of SHIELD

Teachers to die for

Clint: Do you guys think it was a bad idea to quit our jobs and come to England?
Natasha: Quit our jobs? I didn’t quit my job! It’s my new cover!
Clint: But Tony said-- Argggh! STAARK!
Tony: I’m sorry it was too easy.
Bruce: Why are we all here?
Tony: Fury said we have to babysit over some kids who escaped a concentration camp.
Natasha: How do we know who they are? All they said was: "You’ll know it when you see them."
Bruce: I guess we’re soon to find out. What are you guys ‘teaching’?
Tony: Nuclear Technology of course. And anything else in science.
Bruce: Me too. But I'm doing basically doing Biology =3
Clint: I’m doing... Gymnastics... Nat... Wasn’t that suppose to be you?
Natasha: No. I’m doing Applied Maths.
Tony: I had no idea you were into Maths.
Natasha: Oh...(smirk) I’m into Maths allright. Espiecially Applied Maths.
Bruce: Steve are you teaching History?
Steve: Why do you take that for granted??
Tony: Because it is!
Steve: (sigh) Yeah... I’m teaching history.
Thor: Good day to you, fellow Avengers!!!
Avengers: SHHHH!
Tony: You don’t have to advertise it, man!
Thor: I have just been told my daily occupation will be to teach today’s juvenile about the ways of Literature.
Steve: THEY JUST TOLD YOU??
Natasha: Acctually yeah. I get that.
Tony: It’s not like he had to study or anything... He already speaks Shakespeare.
Clint: Well I gotta go find my class now.
Steve: Meet here at break?
Tony: No Steve. Meet at the teacher’s hall at break makes much more sence than the middle of te corridor.
Steve: You just had to make me look dumb.
Tony: Yeah I did. You just ‘got Tony’d!!

(Metal-suited girl passes by and Tony stares like a total FREAK)

Natasha: Oh my goodness!Tony! What a perv! Stop staring like that!!
Bruce: Why is it full of...um...gladiator girls over here?
Steve: I don't know. Is there a Midieval Festival or anything?
Clint: No, that's next week.
Thor: I do not understand what the Valkiries are doing in a place like this...It appears that either something grim is about to happen or...something grim has already happened

(Tony pokes one)

Tony: Hey baby. Wanna quit these loosers and go for a ride in my Skylark.
Valkirie #1: Ut fra min asyn, ynkelig dodelig! (leaves) 
Tony: I beg your pardon? Excuse me. Is there an event here or anything?
Thor: She says you get out of her sight pitiful mortal.....Hva er dere alle gjor her?
Valkitrie #2: Rengjoring fur Loki...
Thor: She says they're here cleaning for Loki...
Bruce: WTF? Loki is here? Why is Loki here?! Wasn't he suppose to be dead or proparing for the Raknarok Movie?
Steve: I'm sure there's a reasonable explination for this... ask them why is Loki here.
Thor: Hvofor er Loki her?
Valkirie #4: Sosial samfunnstjeneste.
(Thor frowns)
Thor: Av hvem?
Valkirie #4: Jeg vet ikke...(leaves)
Thor: She says he's here for Social Community service. But she doesn't know for whom. Of Odin...what have younaccused him for this time...?
Steve: Oh boy...

( A kazzilion Norse Warrior chicks surround the place cleaning in metal suits.)

To be continued...