Auditiins.
Xander: For what??
Thor: For the play that I have decided we should peroform for those poor and homeless that need money to survive in this cruel world of yours…
Whinn: Mr Thor, no offence, but, are you aware that this is a Literature class and that we do not act like in Drama class?
Thor: I AM THE TEACHER AND I DECIDE WHAT WE ARE DOING IN HERE!!!
Hogan: We have the right to demonstrate against the violation of our rights as students!!
Thor: And I have the right to give you a G if you do not act as I order.
(like 14 seconds later)
Hira: My bounty is a boundless as the sea…
My love as deep…
The more I give to thee, the more I have
For both are infinite.
Thor: You are extremely talented miss Crone. You are making me feel very touched. Please do go on…
Hira: …that’s as far as I know…
Slavi: (pinches her) Make something up!
Hira: Uhh…well… (clears throat)
Love kills slowly
Slowly means lots of hurt
Hurt extremely sux…
Xander: Really Hira A haiku?
Hira: It’s the only thing I could think of!
Thor: NEXT!! Miss Wilson… how about you?
Norma: I do not have any intention to make a fool of myself before the entire University of Cambridge. I’ll pass!
Rock: Come on, Norms. We all know you love Hamlet =3
Norma: Shut up, you moron! I’m not the one who sat before Romeo and Juliette with Haagen Dasz and…cried at the final act…
Rock: You’re just not romantic!
Norma: No. I’m not. I live in a real world without true love and princesses and know that Barbie is just a joke that confirms all other jokes about blondes!!
Thor: …
Norma: Still…I will spare you the favor and…(sigh) speak you a few words from… my favorite philosopher…: (clears throat)
“To be…or not to be…? That…is NOT the question…
To be…complex and unsure…or simple and certain?
To be mysterious or to be promising?
To be foreign…or…familiar?
To order Mexican food…or Pizza?
That is the question!
Hira: I knew she was gotta bring that up!
Rock: Ok… exactly which philosopher said that?
Norma: Thor Odinsson… haven’t you read his book? “50 Shades of Thor ”?
Thor: Enough reference of my success! Mr Chekov! You’re up next!
Xander: Ok…. Hm… I will tell you a poem that I have written myself. To all the victims of the last world war…
“Captain America has been torn apart.
Now he’s a court jester
…with a broken heart…
He said: “Please…
Turn me around, and take me back to the start…” Thank you.
Somer: Xed, you moron. That’s Guns n’ Roses!
Norma: Axl Rose had inspiration on Paradise City! (sings)
Captain America’s been torn apart, now--
Thor: That is all…my beloved students. I will ask now mr Kampfmann to present to us his romantic soul.
Rock:...uuuhh...Roses are red
The grass is green
I don't get a reply
Though my messages are seen...
Thor:......ok. That is--
Rock: Dedicated to a certain someone who once broke my heart....Or well...the rib next to my heart.
Hira: I said I was sorry, ok?
Thor: That is enough. I have decided which role I must be giving to you. Now you may all pass be my office and pick up your lines so we can work on them tomorrow, at the London Dungeon, after the final show at eight o´ clock.
(Cafeteria)
Hira: What part did you get?
Xed: This one. Niki what did you get?
Whinn:The one I should have gotten!
Hira: I have the best part!
Rock: Which part?
Hira: I have the best part!
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