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It was Matt's birthday and edd hadn't gotten him a present yet. He had thought about buying him more mirrors but matt already had enough of those. Or to matt not enough. They were currently walking around town when the stopped in front of a pet store. "Do you want to go in?" Matt thought about it for a minute before nodded and dragging edd into the store. They look around for a bit before coming across a cage labeled ferrets. Matt pressed his face against the cage and scanned it for any he might have an interest in. His eyes lit up at the sight of a cinnamon colored one that was looking at it's self in a tiny mirror. Matt pointed at it. "Look at how cute that one is!" Matt seemed happy just looking at it but edd had a better idea. He walked over to the counter and asked for them to get out that specific ferret. The lady behind the counter let out a loud huff before grabbing keys and walking over to the cage. She rudely asked matt to move before reaching in and pulling out the one they wanted. She placed the ferret into a little box with the top open before making her way back to the counter. Edd shot her a look before returning his gaze back to matt. Matt gently reached a hand in and stroked the soft animal. He left out a small squeal as the small animal rubbed against his hand and them ran onto his hand. Matt happy allowed the animal to run up and down his arm giggling when it would stop to sniff him. While matt was distracted edd walked around the store picking up everything they would need for a ferret. He made his way back to the counter and dumped the stuff onto it. "I'd like all of this plus the ferret, please." The lady let out a sigh before she began ringing up the stuff. Matt walked over to edd still holding the box and ferret unaware of what edd had done. Edd stuck his hand out and gently rubbed the back off the small animal. The lady started stuff everything into bags. (WHAT THE FUCK IS WITH BRITISH MONEY SORRY BUT IM NOT DEALING WITH IT) "That'll be 90.46" Edd pulled out his credit card and handed it to the woman before turning back to matt. "Happy birthday matt." Edd pulled him into a hug careful not to make him drop the small animal. "You bought me a ferret?" Edd nodded against his neck. "Thank you so much edd! It's so cute!" They pulled away grabbed the card and bags and left the store. "So what are you gonna name him?" Matt thought about it as they made there way back to the house. Matt still hadn't thought of a name by the time they made it back. Edd was out of breath as he had to carry all the bags while matt only had to carry a tiny animal and a small box. "I got it! I'll call him oswald!"
"T-thats great matt. Now open the door!" Matt jumped a little and mumbled some sorrys before opening the door. Edd dumped all the bags on the floor and fell onto the couch. Matt grabbed the bags and made his way to his room. He sat the little animal down on his dresser and set up his stuff. He picked up the small animal and sat him in the cage. The tiny animal looked up at him with large sad eyes. "Sorry little buddy."
"Heh do you really like him?" Matt spun around and walked over to edd. He picked him up and spun him around before jumping into the bed. "Yep!" Edd giggled as matt snuggled into his chest.AUTHOR'S NOTE:
Sorry this took so long

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