Despite Napoleon divorcing her so he could have an heir, his first wife Josephine is the ancestor of 5 of the current royal houses of Europe. Napoleon is the ancestor of none.
Wondered how he reacted to this in heaven..."WHAT?!?!" He would say to Josephine. "Look,even though I didn't bear you-" "Get away from me! I never want to hear from- oh hello,Jesus...wait? Jesus?!" *gets on his knees* "Jesus! Please forgive me! I love you!"
Lol.
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Napoleon Bonaparte
RandomThis is all about Napoleon...thee Napoleon Bonaparte (Napoleon I, mind you) Funny Parts and Facts, too. Plus extra stories that may or may not be a part of himself or with the characters of School Story. Enjoy!
