Napoleon Bonaparte

Facts(20-27)

That man who plays Napoleon Bonaparte(I almost called him Vonaparte,Yes he's German now...)is Mark Schneider. I've seen the documentary to the reenactment of him during the 200th anniversary of the Battle of Waterloo,but instead of him being in it(because of the goodness of his heart)he let it go to an asshole of a man(watch the documentary,trust me,he's an asshole)who kept on bullying him basically by saying that he's not French,he shouldn't be Napoleon Bonaparte.

But,he wasn't Napoleon Bonaparte at Waterloo because during his time,he was drunk and got into a car crash that killed a woman and he was jailed for it and still is to this day. He felt bad for it and knew that Napoleon wouldn't want a crime making man to portray him so he stayed at prison,but still does community service from time to time.

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It's true! Napoleon's family was more Italian than French. He was born on the Island of Corsica, which wasn't 100% French as the island just had a year of being in French power, and they had a different accent. At age 9, Napoleon, nicknamed Nabulio, attended school in France, where he learned to speak French fluently but never lost his Corsican accent. He was reportedly mocked for it by his classmates.

Still hate Nabulio though. Prefer Léon.

Fuck the bullies,they can go to hell. Yes. They can go to hell,as if I was Sephrina,they would already be in hell. MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

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It was a rather funny incident when Napoleon was bitten by his wife's dog at their first night. The couple became so passionate that Josephine's dog thought she was under attack and came to her rescue. Poor Napoleon!

I bet he was angry maybe a little bit hurt...but I don't care. Because no matter what,Josephine and her "dogs" will always be mean to him. Like she always is. WHY DID YOU HAVE TO FALL FOR HER?! *ahem* Sorry...I'm jealous.

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Hello! Sorry I was gone for so long! I know you guys want another Napoleon Bonaparte Fact so here it is. And my citation for this is in the pics...I couldn't zoom in enough to have all the text in so... But anyways! Enjoy!
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As I said,The citation is in the pics.

So basically Napoleon is normal to us,but never to the British...I mean I love them but back then...they were asses.

Me,I'm a few inches shorter than Napoleon...but I might grow more...I don't know.

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That nickname is so adorable,I swear. I wish I had a nickname...oh wait I do...it's Panda because I love pandas and because I am one. Napoleon has to have kept it forever. If he didn't,I'm pouting...

I really didn't know this until just that time I read it! I swear! It would have made the Napoléon/Alexander ship much more simple(I don't know why but I also see Napoleon as bisexual)! Ha ha,Joséphine!

And this is brand new record for someone like him. He imagined himself as Caesar and actually beat Caesar's score and Alexander the Great's score of fights as well! Way to go!

Movie Recommendation:
Have you ever wanted to see Napoleon's ex-fiancée,Désirée Clary's point of view? Now you can! On YouTube,I found this movie called Désirée,which was shown to people all over the world on 1954.

It takes place in France and in Sweden,where Désirée ends up later in her life,even though she hates being in an extreme cold environment. In France,we see Désirée with her family(some of the scenes in the movie is inaccurate) and her early life as Napoleon Bonaparte's immediate girlfriend and fiancée. But this doesn't last however as Napoleon is seen with his new wife,Joséphine de Beauharnais. Désirée soon forgets about why she was with him,but sometimes she would want to go back to him but then change her mind again. Throughout Désirée's life,we see her get married to the future King of Sweden,Jean Bernadotte,or King Charles XIV John of Sweden,see her be with Napoleon a few more times,especially after the birth of her only child Oscar I,and in the end,we see them one last time,going their separate ways.

Désirée Clary is played by Jean Simmons and Napoleon Bonaparte is,surprisingly,played by the one and only,Marlon Brando. Joséphine is played by the late and great Merle Oberon,and Jean Bernadotte is played by Michael Rennie.

My review on this movie is fantastic! When I first watched it,i couldn't stop laughing at one part of the movie and then it just had me at another part close to the end of the movie. Once you watch this movie,tell me what you think or if you have watched it,tell me how you would rate it.