Sometimes I think that,
My teachers are confused
About the subjects they teach
Because one says a thing,
The other says the other.
Now take for example,
My dear old math teacher.
Now, she says, we will learn
About circles and pi.
Pi, you should know,
Is equal to 22/7 or 3.14.
But isn't Pie equal to
A heavenly mixture of
Pastry and Sweets
Or meats that we eat.
Honestly though, this
This was just the start.
She told us, that in the
Tests of Congruence,
There is SAS criterion.
But when I used it,
She gave a moon and no star!
Why, I had used it properly,
Just had exchanged the S & A!
And that's why I believe,
That our teachers are just as confused
About the subjects and the concepts,
Just as we students are.
