My Confused Teachers

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Sometimes I think that,

My teachers are confused

About the subjects they teach

Because one says a thing,

The other says the other.

Now take for example,

My dear old math teacher.

Now, she says, we will learn

About circles and pi.

Pi, you should know,

Is equal to 22/7 or 3.14.

But isn't Pie equal to

A heavenly mixture of

Pastry and Sweets

Or meats that we eat.

Honestly though, this

This was just the start.

She told us, that in the

Tests of Congruence,

There is SAS criterion.

But when I used it,

She gave a moon and no star!

Why, I had used it properly,

Just had exchanged the S & A!

And that's why I believe,

That our teachers are just as confused

About the subjects and the concepts,

Just as we students are.

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