Lunch:
Mom: what do you want for lunch? There's penius butt and Harry sandwich, or chicken.
Me: for some reason in leaving towards the chicken
Mom: good choice. We're almost out of penius butt and Harry
Me: ok
Me: wait a damn minute. Did you murder Harry Styles?! Please don't tell me you murdered One Direction!!! There my husbands!!
Mom: OMFG I meant peanut butter and jelly!! I didn't murder One Direction! Why didn't you tell me?!
Me: I thought you knew, but man was I wrong.
Mom: and since when do you have five husbands?! When's the wedding?!
Me: it's a long story that you would never understand. Your not a directioner
Mom: what are you talking about?
Me:
Mom: hello?
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