Teacher: let's talk about the cytoplasm
Me: don't you mean the Zayn plasm?
*after talking about the cytoplasm*
Teacher: okay now let's talk about the libosomes
Me: don't you mean the Liam momes?
*after talking about the libosomes*
Teacher: where is the nucleus located?
Me: don't you mean where is Niall Horan located?
The teacher twitches a few times, before continuing.
Teacher: where are the ribosomes located?
Me: don't you mean the Louis somes?
Then she calls on Mary.
Me: her name is Harry, not Mary.
Teacher: if I hear one more word about one direction I will go insane!
So she plays a PowerPoint about the sun.
Teacher: what is the hottest thing in the universe?
Me: One Direction!
Teacher: AHHHHHHH!!!!
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