13 reasons why Paris Hilton died

Tape eight

Now for the worst person of them all on my tapes! You've done such a bad thing that your the main reason why I kermited sewerside and I know some of you might say it's just a poem chill BUT ITS NOT!!! WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE WELCOME TO YOUR TAPE! It all started when I decided hey why not join the poetry club with a bunch of old people and it kinda looks like a AA meeting I walked in and say Peppa Pigs ex boyfriend William Shakespeare he said write poem now read class I then said what r u saying he then said me no englasho me speako poetryo I then said K and wrote my poem and then William tried to grab my book but then I grabbed a knife and held it to his throat and said TOUCH MY BOOK AND DIE! And the said k and then I got up the stairs and began reading my amazing poem to everyone "Today I am wearing Spongebob underwear For the sole purpose of knowing I am wearing them.And underneath that? I am absolutely naked. And I've got skin. Miles and miles of skin; I've got skin to cover all my thoughts of living inside a baked potato like dirty glass that you cant see through to what leftovers are inside from the night before. (Meat loaf hehe) And despite what you might think, my skin is not rough; nor is it bullet proof. My skin is dry, and flakey, and easily not moist But that doesn't matter, right? You don't care about how dry my skin is! You just want to hear about what lotion I use so you don't get dry skin! But what if the lotion does is dry my skin out even more? So I can be as dry as kfcs biscuits ?What if all they crave is a jungle gym to climb for a taste of these KFC biscuits? What if all they reach for is a menu or chicken wing to eat? But that's not the story you want.You are licking your lips and baring your teeth.Just once you want a taste of that chicken I don't need water from the well. I don't even have a well. But I'd like to not be a carnivore no more. I want to be a VEGAN!" Everyone said BOOB!! But William said that they where probably saying boo since I don't have any boobs I then said thank you thank you and jumped off the stage dropping my journal that says "GIRLS ONLY STAY OUT!!" William then picked it up and ripped out my poem and gave the book back to me. The next day I went to school and saw everyone reading a newspaper and talking I knew they where all talking about me I knew they where laughing on the inside I JUST KNEW I then punched a kid and said WHAT R U TALKING ABOUT? He then said what I'm gonna do after school? I then cried and said I KNEW HE PUBLISHED MY POEM! Everyone looked at me confused but I KNEW that they where all just really good actors I looked at the news paper to find the new poetry section and saw a poem written by William but it wasent his poem it was MINE! It was the one I read! I then ran to his class and said why did u publish my poem! He then said what I then said YOU KNOW WHAT IM TALKING ABOUT YOU RIPPED THE POEM OUT OF MY JUST GIRLS JOURNAL AND PUBLISHED IT he then said I did no sacho thango Thas poamo that is pabliashed isn't evann in Englisho I then yelled LIAR and pulled out google translate and it said it wasent my poem but I was still mad at him because IT WAS MY POEM!! Somehow in someway! It was probably Morse code or something I don't know! But all I know is WILLIAM WELCOME TO YOUR TAPE!!!