Now you might be saying why would u wait in a closet to watch ppl have sex? It's because I CAN. Now you all might be saying again why is there a second tape for bill Cosby and why not just make it Benjamin franklins tape it's because I want more ATTENTION!! So Bill Cosby welcome to your second tape!! So after 3 hours of hiding in tanas closet I saw some mushrooms on the ground and ate them then I saw bill bring in Tana to sleep cause they where tired but what they didn't think I saw was BEN! HE HAD AN ELEPHANT but not just any he had TOPSY then elephant from the 1900s that accidentally killed 3 people! I saw him then electrocute the elephant while bill watched! I then cried and they pulled me out of the closet and said wtf why r u in the closet I then ran out and went to Caitlyn.

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