13 reasons why Paris Hilton died

Tape nine

It was September 35th 2017 and it was the first day of my new life and of school I jumped into a chemical plant over the summer that turned my hair bleach, pink, and blue I even got my name changed to Harley Quinn it's now for my new start or so I thought this tape is about Caitlyn Jenner.. it all started when the joker invited me to Tanas party well he didn't really invite me he said don't come to her party I don't like u but I knew he was joking hehe so I went to the party now see this party has 3 stories attached to it but now I will tell you Caitlyn's story so after I seen some horrible stuff I wanted to go home I asked Caitlyn to take me home and she said sure boo we started driving I then looked at my phone and saw 100% charged I got mad and threw Caitlyn's phone out the window and demanded for a charger so my phone can be 101% she then said wtf fine here but then she crashed into a staphhh sign and I said pick it up slave she then said UGHH fine and put it against the tree we then went home later on there was an accident with the jokers best friend batman he died by crashing into old man jankins car! The police said he was drunk but I know it was Caitlyn's fault I know that it was because none of them saw the stop sign since she STOLE THE STOP SIGN! And this has to be all about ME! I then went to Caitlyn's house and peeded on her doorstep and cried and ran away so welcome to your tape Caitlyn!