13 reasons why Paris Hilton died

Tape five

I bet you all know who's tape this is.. Kim Kardashian welcome to your tape. It all started off great until that night with Guy you stopped talking to me you said if people saw us together they would know it was us in the photo so I decided to have one last chance with our friendship and if you still cared what others think then it's over I then sat down with you and your friends Kendall and kris at first you seemed a little awkward but then you got happy because I was your friend again we then started to talk about the trap house dance and how we're getting then I then gave you guys the idea for me to drive us in my invisible boat mobile we then made it a plan. I only had one problem though I don't have a invisible boat mobile I have a Flying Dutchman  ship! It was disgusting and horrible I then begged my dad for invisible boat mobile he then said fine and got it I was so happy I was going to go to the trap house dance with friends. That happiness only lasted until we entered the room Bill Cosby went up to you and told you he knows that we're the chicks in the picture you then did what no friend should ever do! You told him it was me and Marina Joyce the crazy chick who pretends she's kidnapped on YouTube I couldn't believe what I heard I ran in the hall to find you sitting there crying saying your sorry but I knew your not sorry you just couldn't face the fact your a gay! So Kim welcome to your tape