starbucks hotline ↬ fillie

wrong number

"This is Starbucks, what can I get you?"

"I was just calling to assure you that my dog is okay after his horrifying fall down the stairs."

"What dog? I think you have the wrong number, sir."

"Very funny, Mills."

"Who is 'Mills'?"

"Jokes over, Millie."

"Oh, you must be talking about my co-worker, Millie! She's taking the week off for exams. Would you like me to tell her that your dog is okay?"

"Erm... no. That's alright. Thanks, anyways."

"Anytime!"

"Beep beep beep...."