starbucks hotline ↬ fillie

a nice conversation

"This is Starbucks, how may I help you."

"If you love me let me goooooo..."

"Seriously, Finn?"

"What? I'm going through my emo phase."

"Oh my gosh."

"It's my new aesthetic."

"AHAHAHA."

"Wait a minute. Are you actually being nice to me?"

"What? No! I just thought what you said was funny."

"I think you're in love with me, Mills."

"I think you're delusional."

"Whatever helps you sleep at night."

"You know there's actual hotlines for this kind of thing, right?"

"I know. But you're fun to mess with."

"If you don't order I'm hanging up."

"Can't we just have a nice conversation?"

"I'm working, idiot."

"But I'm bored, Mills."

"Is your life so pathetic that your only entertainment comes from the Starbucks hotline? Because that's really sad."

"You're right. I have so many better things I could be doing. Bye!"

"Wait! I was jok-"

"Beep beep beep..."