starbucks hotline ↬ fillie

strictly business

"This is Starbucks, what can I get you?"

"Millie? I'm sorry for hanging up on you last week. Can we be friends again?"

"We were never friends."

"Ah. That's the Millie I remember."

"Finn, you're going to get me fired!"

"Don't worry Mills, these calls are strictly business."

"Oh, are they?"

"Of course they are! I'll have one Caramel latte please."

"So you're just calling to order something?"

"This is a Starbucks Hotline, isn't it?"

"Uh- yeah! I just thought you would want to talk or something."

"Well, according to what you told me last week, it's pathetic of me to talk to the Starbucks Hotline girl for entertainment."

"I was joking."

"Really?"

"Yes. Surprisingly, I actually enjoy these phone calls."

"Did Millie Bobby Brown just say something nice to me?"

"Don't get used to it."

"I won't. Anyways, how's your day going, Mills?"

"Well, I'm tired, the smell of coffee is making me nauseous, and it's freezing cold in here."

"Well, damn, Jackie. I can't control the weather!"

"That 70s show?"

"You watch that too?"

"Of course! I love that show."

"Wow, I didn't think I could like you more than I already did."

"Wait... what?"

"Erm... nothing! I gotta go, my dog just fell down the stairs! Bye!"

"Wait, Finn! Don't hang up-"

"Beep beep beep...."