starbucks hotline ↬ fillie

just a prank

"This is Starbucks, what can-"

"MILLIE!"

"Finn? Why are you yelling?"

"SOMEONE IS CHASING ME WITH A KNIFE!"

"WHAT?! WHY ARE YOU CALLING ME? CALL 911!"

"MILLS, HES GOT ME! HELP!"

"HOLD ON! IM CALLING THE POLICE!"

"Hehehehehe."

"WHY ARE YOU LAUGHING?!"

"It's just a prank."

"Seriously, Finn? You just about gave me a heart attack!"

"I'm a good actor, catch on."

"I'll get you back one day, Wolfhard."

"Mhm. Sure you will."

"Alright, don't believe me. Just watch your back."

"Mills, you're starting to creep me out."

"That's the point, love."

"Love? Is that a British thing? Or are you in love with me?"

"Definitely not the second one."

"So... you're not in love with me?"

"Nope."

"How can you be so sure?"

"Well, we've never met. How can I be in love with someone I've never met?"

"Good point."

"Yeah. Anyways, I'm bored. entertain me."

"How am I supposed to do that?"

"I don't know, Wolfhard. I'm just SO bored- wait! There's a customer, that's a first! Bye Finnie!"

"Did you just call me Finnie? And can't you just-"

"beep beep beep...."

"-call me later?"