John:What mission do u want me to do
Katniss:I want you to go into the Nakatomi tower with me and help me kill the terrorist that killed my husband and then president snow!
John:K lmao
90 minutes later
Katniss:YOUR LATE
John:Oh sorry I went to get food
Katniss:ok me but come on let's just go in
*inside the Nakatomi tower*
John:OMGEE TERRORIST
Katniss:duh that's what I told u before we came into the tower 90 MINUTES BEFORE BECAUSE YOU JUST HAD TO EAT A SNACK
John:Shut up u killed your husband loser
Katniss:Oh look a bomb
John:Oh I know how to disarm it
Katniss:You do?
John:Ya derp :3
Katniss:Ok then go ahead
John:red or green
Katniss:Idk arnt you supposed to be the one who knows what color to take off
John:Ya but I wanna see if you can guess it
Katniss:THE BUILDING IS ABOUT TO BLOW UP
John:Oh yeah guess I'll pick green
*THE TOWER EXPLODES lol jk no it didnt*
Terrorist:Wtf why did u disarm my bomb
John:Cause u killed her husband
Terrorist:I didn't kill her husband!! It was snow
John:Oh snappp
YOU ARE READING
Die hard in the hunger games
FanfictionIn a world where katniss everdeen and John Mcclane find out who killed Peeta and try to put a End to the capital
