Katniss:MY HUSBAND WAS KILLED BY A SNOW FLAKE?
Terrorist:Yep now can u put the green wire back?
John:KK
Katniss:So now we must go into the hunger games Jonathan
John:Wtf why
Katniss:Idk I'm bored and it's probably what Peeta would of wanted
John:Peetas dead and who cares
Katniss:lol TRUU😂😂👌👌
*at the weeping*
Effie: and the loser who has to die in the games is.... John Mcclane and.. Katpiss Everdeen what the Effie?
Katniss:lol ya I'm in the hunger games Effie
Effie: but you can't go katpiss you can't!
Katniss: um yes I can me and my new lover John r going so bye effie
Effie: k lmao bye
*at the hunger games*
John:TUNA MELTTTTT
katniss: shut up John the game is about to start
John: k
*1, 2, 3, 4, 5, NOSE GOES HUNGER GAMES STARTS!!!*
*Everyone except John and katniss die immediately cause they didn't put there finger on there nose*
John: ok but wtf
Katniss: eat these berries to die so I can win
John: ummm ok only if u eat this burger I brought from u at shake shack
Katniss: K
*katniss eats the burger*
*katniss dies*
John: hehe I put the berries in he burger now I won aw yiss
Martha Stewart: congrats u survived the whole movie
John: k thx I don't need u to tell me that I already know
*john shoots Martha Stewart*
John: k now where is snow
Snow: snow is here
*john shoots snow*
John:I guess u can say I'm shooting blanks
Snow's ghost: kys
John: now to find that beautiful terrorist
YOU ARE READING
Die hard in the hunger games
FanfictionIn a world where katniss everdeen and John Mcclane find out who killed Peeta and try to put a End to the capital
