Yeah, laugh it up. I got beat by a scavenger with a lightsaber while my base was exploding.
I'm Kylo Ren. Otherwise known as "the temper tantrum Sith Lord" or "Ben the whiner."
Don't judge me.
Now, I am awesome. You can't deny that. I've got plenty of fans.
Ugh, Hux is interrupting. NO I DON'T HAVE A CRUSH ON REY. No, I didn't let her escape because I liked her!
By the way, I DON'T LIKE HER.
Alright, let's get down to business. I'll tell you about my personal life. Maybe then you'll have sympathy for me here.
No Phasma, I don't have towels to wipe off your armor. Go away.
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The Diary of a Certain Sith Lord
FanfictionOkay, you've seen my movie. But you've never heard about my life. I spent my teen years having my parents thinking it was "just a phase." Anyway, here's the story of my personal life. I DO NOT HAVE A CRUSH ON REY DO NOT BELIEVE WHAT HUX SAYS! Have y...
