My first lightsaber (EGGSHELL BLUE?!?).

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A lot of the time between then and my antisocial teenage years is a blur. 

Don't judge me on that.

I remember it.

Ugh, eggshell blue.

How come Jedi lightsabers come only in easter egg colors? It's kinda dumb. 

Me, I get an AWESOME RED lightsaber!

It looked like the one I currently have only, like I said, eggshell blue.

Luke's was green. He used to make toast with it. Mom would nag him about "using his lightsaber incorrectly."

I do the same thing. 

Don't judge me.

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