When I was 13, we went to Jakku.
Chewbacca didn't like it.
Maybe it was that fur.
We spent a week at Niima Outpost. It was sorta fun.
Then we went on a camping trip in one of the crashed Star Destroyers.
By then, I was "emo," as my parents called it. IT'S NOT A PHASE, MOM!
I used that phrase a lot then.
So I was bored. I started wandering around, screwing around in the Star Destroyer. I started free-climbing the thing.
Big mistake.
I lost my footing about 7 meters up. I thought, Well, this is how it ends. You're gonna splat on the sand.
But noooooooooooooooooooooo. I don't die.
This 11 girl comes out of nowhere and grabs me, and is hanging onto the wall by her hand, and I'm holding her other one, dangling out into space. I freak and grab her around the waist and she yells, "Stop or I'll drop you!"
I don't want to die, so I stop. She climbs down, and before I could ask who she was, she bolts.
She sounded like Rey, though.
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The Diary of a Certain Sith Lord
Fiksi PenggemarOkay, you've seen my movie. But you've never heard about my life. I spent my teen years having my parents thinking it was "just a phase." Anyway, here's the story of my personal life. I DO NOT HAVE A CRUSH ON REY DO NOT BELIEVE WHAT HUX SAYS! Have y...
