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person 1... how drunk was I

person 2...you know the squirrel outside of my house, the one that eats all the seeds from the bird feeder?

person 1... yeah

person 2..... you tried throwing it in my pool while screaming "SANDY CHEEKS, BIKING BUTTON NEEDS YOU!"

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