One Sunday Satan appeared before a church congregation. Everybody began screaming and trampling each other to get out. When everybody as gone all that was left was Satan and an elderly gentleman. Satan walked up to him and asked.
Satan: Do you know who I am?
Old man: Sure do.
Satan: Are you not afraid of me?
Old man: Sure ain't
Satan: Why not?
The old man adjusted his glasses, looked Satan straight in the eye and responded.
Old man: I can't be afraid of you when I've been married to your sister for 50 years.
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