R.i.p bad day

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person 1.....so how was the date last night bro?

did you score

person2.....not quite. first date we went to dinner then walked her home.

then I killed her in the woods outside her house and left 

person1.... killing her seems a bit harsh. Did she order the lobster and filet mignon at dinner or something?

person 2..... ****** kissed wtf