Arkham Affairs (Harley X Joker)

Chapter Two

Harleen Sat on her leather couch, reading all of the Jokers recorded files. No one even knew his name! Not yet, she would figure out, she told herself.

She eventually found herself thinking about how he flirted with her. How he could make her laugh like no one could. How she could possibly fall for his manipulative games! Get a hold of yourself!

She was about to call it a night, when she heard footsteps above her. She knew her apartment was on the top floor. She wLked to the window where the fire escape was, and saw a shadow. A shadow shaped like a bat!

"Batman," She whispered to herself.

Suddenly there wete sirens coming from behind. She saw the whirl of a cape and a second later he was gone. She wished she would have seen him!

The rumors about him, some say he's half man, half bat! Others say he could kill you with just one look! That last rumor was slightly over dramatic considering the Batmans never killed anyone. Harleen personally thought he was a man with a shit tone of resources and a good excersice plan.

She decided that it would probably be best if she got some rest. She brushed her golden hair and pearly teeth and went to bed, feeling 2arm in her red and black pajamas.

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Only now that it was friday did Harleen realize how late in the week she had started working at Arkham. On a thursday! Fridays, at least, were one of three break days for excercise. The other two were saturday and sunday. Those, of course, were the only days she had time for her yoga classes. She still had her meeting with the Joker.

Harleen stepped into her shower. She was trying to wash herself good for the Joker, she didn't know why she wanted to look good for him though. At least not in a way she would admit to herself.

She couldn't deny the fact, however, that the Joker is sexy!
He was so muscular, but just enough, so that he was skinny and tall. His face was pale, which fit him so perfectly!

She realized she was thinking about how sexy a mass murdurer was. To top it off, she was in the shower while rhinking about it! No matter how hard she tried to think differently, it didn't work.

Harleen had a strong urge to do something, aomething new to her. She edged her fingers close to her vagina.

Slowly she stuck a finger in. Immediately she wished her nails had been cut! It was painful, sharp.

She got used to it, and stuck another finger in, and another. Her fingers explored her insides. It was awkward, but ahemade it work.

Soon she felt a stronger sensation than she had before. She couldn't help but moan as there was a feeling of great pleasure in her! It was like an explosion, but a good one.

It took Harleen an extra thirty minutes to get ready that morning.