Eddsworld x Reader LEMON/One shot book

Matt x Matt: meme

Matt POV
I was standing in the middle of the living room, Tom aka Johnny Test walked over to me and said.
"You're fucking ugly. No one will ever love your square face. Go stub your toe!"
I begain to cry. Johnny Test poked my eye and said.
"Oh fuck you sad pussy."
I leaned in closer to his ear and said.
"I will beat the shit out of you after twisting you nipple through your dark blue, disgusting looking ass hoodie. You pancake assed piece of shit."
Johnny Test began to laugh extremely hard. Tord aka Fork Head McRedshit, walked over to me. He looked at us and said.
"Giant Hentai robot."
I kicked his dick off and slapped his head off.
Edd burst in though the door and said.
"Come on Turd get your head in the bleach bath."
I starred at my self in my mirror for a 9 hours, Johnny Test was still laughing his pancake ass off when I walked over to him and put head phones on him. He began to terribly sing.
"SHE DISAPPEARED ACROSS THE BOARDWALK!
SHE KEEPS THE SUNSET RIGHT WITH MOVEMENT IN HER EYES!
SHE KNOWS SHE GETS AWAY WITH MURDER!"
I then S L A P P E D his ass cheek and screamed.
"You can't fucking sing."
He then died.
I began to make out with my identical twin and we both died fucking eachother for infinity.

I have no regrets...... and I have no shame in writing this. I'm horrible. I'm sorry lmao