#1.
Person1: what did one ocean say to the other?
Person2: what?
Person1: nothing. They just waved. Do you sea what I did there?
Person2: no
Person1: I'm shore you did.
Person2: how do you have friends?
Person1: don't be such a beach.
#2.
What did the buffalo say to his son when he left for college?
Bison
#3.
What do you call an alligator in a vest?
An investigator
#4.
How did the Italian chef die?
He pasta way
#5.
What kind of music do rebellious pebbles listen to?
Hard rock
#6.
How often do I like jokes about chemistry?
Periodically
#7.
Which U.S state has the smallest soft drinks?
Minisoda
#8.
What do you call a fish without an eye?
A fshhhh
#9. How do you organize a space party?
You planet.
#10. What do you call a fake noodle?
An impasta
Alright. So that's the end of this chapter!! I hope you all loved this and I will be posting periodically. I hope I got at least one laugh. Comment what your favorite one is.
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500 cheesy pickup lines/jokes
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