11.
Do you wanna hear a pizza joke? Oh never mind, it's too cheesy.
12. What's the difference between a porcupine and a Porsche? a porcupine has the pricks on the outside!
13. Why didn't the skeleton go to the party?
He had no-body to dance with
14. A set of jumper cables walked into a bar. The bartender said "ok, I'll serve you. Just don't start anything!"
15. You're like bacon bits to a salad to a person who doesn't like salad. You're the only part worth sifting through all the bullshit to get. Lettus remember that if we don't win today, we can try again tomato.
16. Why did everyone want the mushroom to go to the party?
Because he was a fungi!
17. What does a duck smoke?
Qwack
18. What do gay horses eat?
Haaaaaaay
19. What do you get when you push a piano down a mine shaft?
A flat miner
20. Nurse, what's the status on the boy who swallowed all the quarters?
Still no change.
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500 cheesy pickup lines/jokes
HumorAre you in the mood to laugh at some of the cheesiest pickup lines and jokes!? If you are, then read on. And also if you ever use any of these pickup lines and get slapped in the face. It's not my fault. I warned you.
