Donuts tend to explode when I'm around

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A/N: I am (insert infinity amount of "so" here) SORRY. :(  I have no excuses so after I write this I'm going to throw myself into jail for my heinous crimes of making you wait so long. Thanks for the comments!!!!! You guys will get cookies in the mail pronto.

Loki:

"That was interesting." Darcy piped.

She had been saying so for the past few minutes, looking so wound she looked like she would explode.

Coulson looked up with a small smile on his face, "You hardly got to do anything and you and Loki almost blew up a lab." he reminded her.

I snigger under my breath. I had almost blew up the lab, not her, but she insisted taking the blame as well. She grinned over at me as well, "Minor details."

We drove on for a few more minutes before Darcy suddenly cried, "Donuts!"

Coulson looked up, "Huh?"

I however saw the sign she was pointing to and recognized a pastry that even Asgardians were familiar with. I roll my eyes and nod towards the shop, coming closer. Coulson's expression went from one of confusion to amusement.

"Green asked you for donuts before you left?"

Darcy's childish grin grew wider, "Yeah. Starbucks he said."

The haggard agent sighs and muttered something about Green needing to go on a diet and pulled up to the starbucks, parking. We all climb out and walk in, Thor squeezing ahead first. The fragrant smells of coffee and donuts filled the air and soon we were drooling. I paid attention to how everyone ordered their food and stepped up when it was my turn.

"How may I help you?" the cashier asked, looking at me with a bored expression.

I reply importantly, "A chocolate mocha."

The cashier started to say something when he balked, looking at me with sudden alarm. I start back a bit, surprised. I could was confused until I heard shouts behind me. That's when I realize that the man was looking behind me out the windows.

I whirl around and see Thor and Coulson staring out the large window as well, mouths open slack. I knew what they were staring at without even looking because now I could hear the noise. A whirring, like engines. Not like engines. They were engines.

From the Chitarri.

They had come.

I saw one of the small ships coming, aiming towards the window. I knew that in a few short seconds the soldiers would open fire, killing all mortals in the way.

Killing Darcy.

I roar her name when I see her, leaned against the glass looking straight up, oblivious to the Chitarri soldier a mere hundred yards away. She looks back at me at the same time that the first scream split through the air. I reach for her as I see the bright blue of the guns.

I experience a tightening of my gut as I realize I'm too late.

Darcy:

Something huge and strong barreled into my side and in the same instant I heard glass shatter behind me. The windows. I hear heavy breathing as more screaming starts, shouts of confusion and fear.

"DARCY!", a familiar voice screamed, tinged with terror and agony.

"Here!" I call, the sound muffled by Thor's shoulder, still laying across me, protecting me. He lets me up and Loki runs over, looking immensely relieved.

Coulson was already talking into an earpiece, talking so fast I couldn't decipher anything. Loki grabs my arm and shouts, "Are you an idiot?"

I pull back glaring at him, "What are you talking about?"

"You could have been killed!"

I frown, eyes narrowing, "I was supposed to know that it was going to attack? Even that it could attack?"

Thor murmurs to me, "It's the Chitarri. They have guns."

We are interrupted by a round of shots that volley off the walls, shooting off sparks. Loki's grip on my arm hardens, "We need to go! This isn't safe."

Thor and Coulson seem to agree and we struggle to the door. I try my best to ignore the few bodies that were laying motionless on the ground a few feet from the entrance. When the door opens the screaming and guns became clearer. Loki curses and throws me to the ground. A Chitarri soldier flew overhead, shooting at Thor and Loki. Coulson had followed me to the ground, shielding me with his body.

Thor throws up his arm and Monjier comes crashing out of the car, a few meters away. He meets the soldier head on, smashing the little ship to pieces and killing the soldier. When it landed it crashed through the wall, bursting in flames. Something clicked in my brain as we stood slowly.

"The oil!" I scream, "It'll catch fire!!"

Coulson realized the same thing. I was about to start running when something grabbed my collar firmly and I was lifted into the air. I scream, thinking I had been grabbed by the Chitarri.

"It's me." Loki's voice was soft and calm, "Thor is taking us to safety. Relax."

Thor lands a few hundred yards from the starbucks and I fell forward. Loki just barely catches me. Though we couldn't see it we could hear the explosion.

I turn to Loki and say sarcastically, "So much for donuts."

He nods and says with a straight face, "Donuts blow up when I'm near. It tends to happen at the height of my glory."

I roll my eyes, "Sure."

Coulson stood up and looked around. He cried, "Company!"

Thor and Loki both turned but neither were on guard in time. I felt something very hot hit me in shoulder, throwing me a good ten feet away. I feel something hit my head. Hard. Stars burst behind my eyes and everthing goes black.

 A/N: No idea how long this is, but I'd guess not even a whole two pages. I just wanted to get something out there real quick for you to read. I have been having readers block so if you have any suggestions message me :D Also, what do you say to some sort of Frozen fanfic? I'm thinking about making one. What do you think? Love like always <3

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