So Where Are We?

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alright so I lost my own bet so here's $10 enjoy the story

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Unknown:is she alright

Tessa: DOES SHE LOOK FUCKING ALRIGHT TO YOU

Unknown: I guess it can't be helped *picks me up*

Tim: w-what the hell are you doing!?

Unknown: giving her some where to rest until she wakes, unless you already have a place she can rest

Tim: no we don't

Unknown: then come with me

Tessa,Jessica and Tim: o-okay *follow the strange man*

~~~~~~~~~~Le Time Skip~~~~~~~

Me: holy mother fucker *flies off bed*

Tim, Tessa and Jessica:*burst out laughing*

Me: I swear I just saw Sebastian Michaelis and he said that we we're in front of the phantomhive household-

Sebastian: that's right but may I ask how do you know my name?*leans in right in front of me*

Me: ahhh my darling Sebastian I know all

Jessica: Belle just tell the man

Me: okay he's a crow demon who's contracted with a boy named Ciel Phantomhive who is right now 13 years old and now if I'm right he's a demon to, a... dog demon right

Ciel: HOW THE HELL DID YOU KNOW THAT!?!

Me:*turns my head and looks his way* and how long have you been there? hmmmmmmmmm?

Ciel:I LIVE HERE!!

Me: and do you enjoy watching little girls sleep?

Ciel: WHAT!? Well I've never.

Tim: we're still here you know.

Me: oh, hey guys *waves*

Tessa: soooo... are you two done fighting?

Me: maybe...

Sebastian: it would be nice *is still very close to my face*

Me: okay I'm done, hey Sebastian

Sebastian: yes

Me: can you make me something to eat, pwetty pwease

Ciel: *leans over to Tim* is she alright, you know in the head

Jessica: *shake's her head* not at all

Sebastian and Me:*gets up and leaves*

Tim:so what do we do now?

~~~~~~~~~~with Sebastian and Belle~~~

Me: so hungry~ *watching Sebastian make food*

Sebastian:*chuckles* so what are you?

Me: what do ya mean?

Sebastian: I mean, your not human your soul is much to strong to be human

Me: hmmmm, well I have a hand in magic but I'm no witch, I can call upon demons when I'm bored it's kinda fun hehe

Sebastian: I would say your a witch-

Me: AM NOT-*POOF* what the- *touch's my head* I-I-I h-have c-cat ears, wait I thought demons can't have soul's!

Sebastian: well you must be half then

Me: h-how? *stands up*YOOOOWWW MY BUTT *has a tail but is stuck in my skinny jeans*

Sebastian: is something wrong?

Me: do you, maybe, have a skirt I could wear? *blushes*

Sebastian:*smirks* but of course

Me: can I use it?

~~~with Tim, Tessa, Jessica and Ciel~~~~

Tim: I wonder what's taking them so long....

Ciel: I have no idea

Tessa: well THAT'S helpful-

door opens

Sebastian:*walks in with the sweet trolly*

Me:*following behind*

Jessica: WHAT THE!? Belle what happened to you

Me: I'm now a half demoness

Tessa: a half what?

Sebastian: a female demon is called a demoness

Tessa: ohhhhhh, I get it

Tim: alright, now why the skirt?

Me:my skinny-fit jeans didn't fit my tail *shows my tail*

Jessica: so when did you become a cat

Me: just a few seconds ago

Jessica: did HE *points to Sebastian* do this to you

Me: haha, no he didn't

Tessa: THEN WHY THE HELL DO YOU HAVE CAT EAR-*poof* ummmm what just happened

Me: YOU have doggie ears hahahahahahahaha

Tessa: yeah so your a cat

Me: I'm a cunning cat

Ciel: could you two stop

Tim: by the way where are we

Sebastian: you are-

Me: on the out skirts of London, England, in the Phantomhive household

Ciel: and how did you know that

Me: like I said before Ciel... I.Know.All.


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