Laptops are awesome

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Me: *sitting alone, in the dark on my laptop* No. Way.!

Jessica: *bangs on the wall* SHUT UP! SOME OF US ARE TRYING TO SLEEP!

Viva: SHUT UP! THE TWO OF YOU!

Me: BUT WE HAVE INTERNET HERE! *yells at the wall*

Viva: WE DO!?

Me: YEAH! COME HERE I'LL SHOW YOU!

Viva Jessica and Drew: *runs to my room*

Me: *truns the laptop to them* see!? google is up and I can get into all my accounts!

Drew: Can we play some stuff on youtube?

Me: yep :D

Jessica: let's watch Slendy works at burger king!

Me: *type into the laptop* ta~da~

Viva: annnnnnnndddddd PLAY!

Me Drew and Jessica: shhhhhhh

Laptop: y'know what my first job was, burger king. and my brother... he was the manager, he put me on drive-through EVERYNIGHT, so I'm sitting there wait for some one to order and some one pulls up "hello welcome to burger king may I take your orde-" "WHOOPER!" "pardon?" "WOOPER DJ JDJDHSKBLAH"(don't know the words by heart sorry" "hello, chubaka this is a drive-through not missle's there governer, NOW DRIVE AROUND!"

Viva: *gasping for air from laughing* OH, MY. GOD!

Jessica: I love this video

Drew: it was pretty good

Me: You don't know what you missing till you see it Drew!

Drew: my turn

Me: what'cha typen'

Drew: stuff~

Jessica: it better be good

Drew: I thought we could watch a movie

Viva: HELL YEAH!

Jessica: SHHHHHH

~~~~~~~~time skip cause I'm babysitting~~~~~

Drew: Belle fell asleep *sweatdrop*

Me: ZZZZZzzzzzZZZZZ

Jessica: well it's almost sunrise so...

Viva: BELLE WAKE UP YOU LAZY ASS MOFO!

Me: *falls off the bed* I DIDN'T DO IT! *holds hands in the air*

Drew: let's get dressed, Sebastian will be here any moment

Me: you woke me up. TO GET DRESSED!

Viva: and to bug Ciel

Me: well THAT I'm fine with

knock knock knock!

Jessica: come in Sebastian *yelling, mocking my high pitch voice*

Sebastian: good morning miss- *staring at all of us* how long have you three been in her room?

Viva and I: since three in the morning

Sebastian: good lord, please tell me you won't be cranky, the lot of you?

Me: pfffft, when have I ever been cranky?

Everyone: *blankly stares at me*

~~~~~~~~~~~~~yet other time skip~~~

Viva: Ciel!?

Ciel: *eye twitch* /what/!?

Viva: is there shit we can do around here?

Ciel: if /you/ want to clean the manor, be my gu-

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