I fell asleep in English.

Cliche right? But if I fell asleep in science class, sh*t would blow up.

(Yes she censored a curse word. She's a prude.)

Any who, I woke up when the bell rang via my best "friend" slapping me in the head with a text book and then I commenced, like any other mature female, to chase him all the way to the cafeteria yelling about hanging him from a branch by his balls.

Good times.

However, something important did happen today, and I suppose its the basis of this book.

I met him.

Yea I know I know. I can just hear you now,
I thought you said this wasn't a cliché possessive male story!

Its not... But god knows it could be

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