My theory of Mario

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Mario: *grabs 1 up*
"STOP EATING THE DECAPITATED TOAD HEADS!"
Ink: Their shrooms don't look like Toad heads.
"So? When the Toad dies, its head colors switch and its mouth is sown shut with very small threads and their eyes remain the same."
Crazy-Chan, NO!
Chara, me, and Sylvester: Crazy-Chan yes.
Crazy-Chan stop.
"Never, Lovania. Never."
Kara: FUCK THIS SHIT I'M OUT!
*U play song*
"Btw my responses are recorded as we go along. I will constantly break the fourth wall."
Kara: *flies away*
O-O
Ink: I HAVE WINGS TOOOOOOO!! *Flies out*
Welp. *Hovers away with them*
"Don't forget us!"
Curse: *carries the rest of us into the horizon with them*
Error: wHaT ThE FuCk.
Mario: *stomps Error to death and deal with it glasses float on his face from dank heaven and MLG airhorns play* Let's-a Go!
Error: *turns back into a normal Sans*
Goomba: WHAT THE FFFFFFFUUU-*explodes*
Bowser: *breathes fire everywhere* 🔥
Sans(was Error): On days like these, turtles like you are fucking screwed. *Kills Bowser*
Peach: *thinks Mario saved her but kisses a potato shaped like a rabbit*
"Go home, Peach. You're drunk."
Yep.
Sans: *warps Peach back to her castle*
"I love how the editor says Part 7 of 6. I just now noticed."
The fourth wall is GONE!
"I can still make ANs."
Wait aren't we supposed to be flying right now?
"Oh. Right. Curse ya forgot me! -chases Curse and hops on-"
Welp. *Floats into horizon with them*

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