Why Mario Fandom, why?

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Mario: *is on the phone* *on Google images* *types in Mario X*
Google search autofill results (the actual top autofill search result): Mario X Luigi
Mario: *is about to press s to search Mario X Spaghetti but accidentally presses Mario X Luigi*
Mario: My eyes!!!!!! They burn!!!! *Runs outside and jumps off a cliff*
Luigi: *looks at the phone* WHAT THE FFFFFFFUUU- *explodes into a coin*
Me: Why is Mario X Luigi the most popular ship for Mario? It's not as dirty as fontcest but this... This I actually cringe at. Not seeing brother skeletons doing it... But these two brothers kissing. No more...

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