Lavender's p.o.v.
I woke up to a crash from the front. I looked at the clock and saw it was 6:00. Oh come on. I ran towards the bathroom put on my contacts and walked to the front. "WHAT ARE YOU DOING" i screamed at rosa as i saw the living room a mess with her and her kittens in the middle of it while my kittens were on the side sitting. "Uhmm, well you see i was on a sugar rush so not my fault" rosa said. "Im telling mother not to give you any candy or sweets when we visit her" i stated. "What nooo not my beautiful baby sweets" rosa anime cried. I shoke my head. "Clean this mess up while i make breakfast" i said. She nodded. I walked in the kitchen took out some eggs, bacon, and pancake mix. I mixed up some pepper, salt, and eggs. I made scrambled eggs, pancakes, and bacon. I saw rosa come into the kitchen. Then the cats followed not to far behind. I put ten plates on the floor with pancakes, bacon, and eggs on each. "We should give them a bath after breakfast" i stated. "Yay bath time for the kitties" she chanted. I smiled and shook my head. Silly girl. I made me some coffee, rosa some orange juice, and the kittens some milk. "Why cant i have coffee" rosa whined. "Because you still have sugar rushes even though your twenty two" i replied. She pouted. We all finished breakfast including the kittens. In the bathroom i ran some warm water. Then put the kittens in. I turned around to get the shampoo but heard a poof. I turned around and saw five naked akatsuki members. I did with any normal person would. I reached under the sink counter pulled out a bat and hit the closest one to me with it. Which so happened to be hidan. I heard him hiss. "Come with me miss konan" i said handing her and the boys a towel. I leaded her into my room and handed her some clothes. I then walked into father's old room and gave the boys some clothes. "Ok i have some guests bedrooms but first i have to deal with my sister" i said and if on cue i heard a peircing scream. I grabbed my bat and ran to her bathroom. I saw her in the corner whispering my poor eyes. I walked into her bathroom and rolled my eyes. "What did ya do" i asked them. They pointed to zetsu. "Zetsu tried to eat him" kisame said. I nodded. I walked over to zetsu added a little heat in my bat and whacked him five times in the head. "Ow she burned me" he whimpered. "How can she can burn you she has no chakra and only hit you with a bat itachi said. "Maybe it was the friction of the bat with your head" i smirked. I turned on my heel and walked out. "Hey brat you ok" i asked rosa. She nodded. I led her out of her room to her panic room. Then i went to go get the rest some clothes.
After their all dressed
Everyone was in the front. The akatsuki was looking at me because rosa was still ib her panic room. "What do ya want" i asked. "I need to know that my members are safe" pein asked. "I can assure you that itachi, you and konan are safe. I cant say the same for everyone else because their idiots" i replied. He nodded. "As for situations you can stay here. But there are some rules" i said. "I am the leader of the akatsuki no one can tell me what to do" pein stated. "My house my rules" i said. "Then we could just move out" he said. "Ok then just answer this question. What is a car" i asked. He stayed silent. "Exactly" i smirked. I ran my hands through my purple hair. "Rule number 1 no cussing or killing and certainly no eating humans" i said. I saw hidan and zetsu put their heads down. "Rule number two no eating my fish or stealing our money" i said. I then saw kakuzu and kisame put their heads down. "Rule number three no sugar for tobi unless i say so, no exploding people, and no making human puppets" i said. I saw tobi, deidara, and sasori put their heads down. "And the last rule no bossing me around" i said. Finally i saw pein put his head down. "ROSA GET DOWN HERE WE HAVE TO MEET MOTHER AND FATHER" i screamed in my head. I saw her come down holding her head. "I hate you" she said. I smirked. "Pein your in charge were going on a little trip me and my sister"i said then me and her ran out the door. We quickly ran to the middle of the forest. "Mother father. Please come out" i said. Then a man dressed in red and black came out he had purple eyes like the rinnegan. Then a woman with purple and pink hair came out. "Mommy, daddy lavender is not going to give me sweets" rosa said with anime tears. I rolled my blue eyes. "Again are you sure she's not adopted" i said. I saw rosa gasp." my dear sister of course im not adopted". "No lavender rosa is not adopted and why wont you give her sweets" mother said. "She destroyed the living room earlier. Oh and we have cats that turned into the akatsuki" i said. "And the deidara one is so cute." my idiot twin sister giggled. I saw father pale at the thought of someone dating rosa. "So father any word from lily" i asked. "Yeah right now she is in canada then she will go to mexico and be back" he said and i nodded. "Well me and rosa have to go. I have gymnastic pratice and she has dance" i said. They nodded and rosa and i gave them a hug and kiss then left.
When they get home
Rosa ran past the akatsuki to her room to change. "Pein were have another trip to make we'll be out for an hour dont destroy my house konan make sure pein doesnt get anyone to destroy my house as payback got it" i said and saw them nod. I ran upstairs and put on a jogging suit then packed my gymnastics clothes in a bag. I went downstairs and met with rosa. "Ready" i said and she nodded as we got in out cars and went our separate ways.
