My 21st Century Girl

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Alexis POV

As I was stuffing books to my locker and getting some things for the next class, 

"Kyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa~" a bunch of girls started crowding in the middle of the hallway.

And I already knew that it was the group of fuckboys coming through. Ever since they started coming to this school, they became the kingkas. I don't even understand why there are kingkas and queen bees or what ever you call those popular female sluts. 

Anyways, let me introduce you to the group of kingkas aka popular fuckboys. Not all are really fuckboys, it's just that when you're a kingka, you're also known as a fuckboy. 

First, their leader, Namjoon or some people call him Rap Monster. Students that have heard his raps, said that he's quite talented at rapping. So they called him that, but in my head, I call him "porn monster". 

Yeah, that's right. 'Porn Monster' because when you literally have a peek on his phone, you'll see him watching some adult videos. I literally caught him one time in some empty class room, fucking a slut while watching some porn, so there's no doubt that he's a 'porn monster' and also a 'rapemon'.

Second, the beautiful guy, Jin. All I can say is he looks beautiful, there's an aura around him that says he's a fool at love. I don't know much about him, and I can't say that he's a fuckboy because I haven't really seen him fucking a whore or something. I call him 'pink guy'. 

If you see someone who flawlessly walks around in pink clothes. That's Jin. He's the only guy I know that can pull out pink motherly clothes without flaws and mistaking him for a gay. But call him, 'eomma jin' that's what other girls call him. I don't know why.

Third, the milk guy, Yoongi. Huwaa, that guy is the most milkiest gu---, I mean he has the most milkiest skin. But despite his milky skin, he has the swag that you can't sell for 3 dollars. This guy is savage. 

I already heard girls crying over him, because when they confessed to him and gave him letters. He just crumples it and swag his way out. I secretly call him milky, but I won't call him that in public cause who knows what kind of savageness he would do to me. 

Fourth, smiley guy, Hoseok. This guy is actually friends with a lot of people, well a lot people get captivated by his sunshine-like smile. Like what I said, not all kingkas are literally fuckboys, this guy has the charms. 

I think he just got mixed up with those boys cause they all got here at the same time and were already friends by the time. I call him, 'horsey', cause his smile might be a sunshine but for me when he does it, he looks like a horse stuck in a human's body. Sorry not sorry. But if he would be a fuckboy, I'd call him 'jfuck'.

Fifth, weird guy, Taehyung. This guy is weird, like really weird. I heard from some girls, that when they got fucked by Taehyung, his moans and groans were indistinguishable but were still hot and sexy. I mean I don't know what they're talking about.

But one time I saw him running around the school, screaming "HO! HO! HO!". I don't know if that was a dare or whatever. Oh, and when I go home late, I always wander around the school. I saw him watching a girl finger herself in front of him. Do guys do that often? 'Cause for me that was super weird. So therefore, I got him a nickname 'alien'.

Sixth, small-but-talented-guy, Jimin. This guy has no jams. But damn, he has talent. Still, no jams. He can sing and dance on the bed if you know what I mean ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°). But seriously, I heard him singing when he was in a competition here in school. Damn, he danced very well with stable singing. 

But yeah, he's a fuckboy. That's what the rumors said, which I really don't believe. Because even though, he's really hot and all, he doesn't seem to be a fuckboy. I mean girls and sluts fall in love with him because of his eye smiles which is really cute so my nickname for him is 'chimchim'.