I want to NOT be Noticed (Diabolik Lovers x OC)

Chapter 4

Me and Subaru continued the tour, we were both walking in silence until,

"So.... who were they, po?"

He's been silent and tense ever since that little scenario, I'm going to have to pretend that I don't know they're vampires.... Although, it's kinda obvious '-_- even if I hadn't been transported here and had foreknowledge of the show, I'd probably figure out they're vampires, they SUCK at hiding it. Eh? Eh?TT-TT Ito ang dahilan kung bakit kakaunti lang ang mga kaibigan ko TT-TT. This is why I have few friends

"They're my brothers, sadly. Ayato and Reiji." He said gruffly.

I decided that I won't question what Ayathoe and Yui were doing there. Even though I already know, plan is to NOT be noticed *roll credits* which, is already failing, by the way so no need to make it worse.

He probably thinks that I'll think he's a *cough* puta like Ayathoe, but he's not that bad.... I mean all he did was chain Yui up in the game and threaten her a few times, but he's the nicest out of all of the assholes, and I'm a sucker for male tsunderes so.... (Puta is actually somewhat Spanish, it means the... f word)

"If you think that I think you're a freak now and stay away from you then you're wrong. You're really nice and I want to be your friend, po."

Welp, there goes my chance of not being noticed.*cri*

"You don't know what I really am." He muttered, looking away, probably thinking how he's a monster and all that bs.

Actually, I do know, but if I tell you, you'll probably suck me dry and not be as adorable as you are now so...

"I don't but I'll eventually do. Besides, it's not like you have a choice, we're friends whether you like it or not, so deal with it, kaibigan."

Let's be friends with a vampire, great idea, Urduja. Yeah... I'm setting myself an early grave. TT-TT

He looked shocked but then tilted his head... aww, the smol cinnamon, wall punching tsundere.

"Kai-bi-gan?"

I wanted to giggle at his terrible accent, but I held it in. I nodded,

"Hn. It means 'friend' in my language. Which is what we are from now on~" I said/sang, doing the :p, I've always wanted to do that in anime...

He blushed, my smol child, I still don't get why they blush when they're like, undead, they don't have any blood since their heart doesn't beat so how does that work? (hehehehe f*ck logic)(lol, Ikr?)

"Tomodachi..." He whispered to himself but I heard him anyways, now I'm the one doing the head tilting.

"Tomo-dachi???" ( Lunarose2004: Friend in Japanese, I searched it :3)(Hehe, you sly devil :3)

The heck, anong ibig sabihin niyan? It sounds like some sort of food.... Ughh, food, nagugutom ako...TT-TT

He blushed harder this time, his ears even turned pink, Subaru... my smol, adorable poor child who punches walls... You---

"Nothing! It means nothing! Now move along, you idiot!"

----are such a tsundere.

After that, we ate lunch, well, meh, midnight snack since it was night.

We were eating behind the school, he claimed that the cafeteria had 'too many idiots,' and I'm like 'Dude, that's just mean. They just have different thinking capacity.' Then dragged me here.

At least he's finally accepting his fate of being friends with someone as crazy as me. MWAHAHAHAHA!

....Again, this is why I have few friends in my world. Except I have one now. MWAHAHAHAHA~!