The Little Sqeaker and Other Fart Related Stories

The Little Squeaker

Last night we had baked beans on toast. I asked mum specifically not to give me any foods that create gas. She new that I am very prone to farting at school and even more prone if I eat foods that make gas.

The next day I went to school. First period was Math. So far so good. No farts. I made it to lunch. It was tacos with baked beans!! It was a fart inducing food! I ate it anyway.

After lunch it was science. The teacher was Mr Mullins. He was the type of teacher that never smiles.

It was then as the teacher was calling the roll I farted. It wasn't loud or silent it was in fact a 'little squeaker'. It was also a SBD (Silent but deadly).

Everybody was laughing and or choking because of the smell. The teacher just sat there. But just then and there he started laughing as if my fart was the funniest thing he saw!

It was the most humiliating day of my life.