The Little Sqeaker and Other Fart Related Stories

It Was A Farty Church Today

This is a story about how I farted at church. Please don't laugh or I will curse you with the mother of all curses.

It was a Sunday morning. Me and my family are going to church. I have a little sister. She is loud and doesn't like me.

When we got to church we sat down at the front row. I don't think that it was a good idea to sit there and I regret it.

It was the middle of the starting preyer and all of us were to let lose. So I let loose, but not in the right way.

I farted in front of everybody. But luckily nobody new that it was me. Remember my little sister? Well she chose that moment to yell out "Brandon Farted, Brandon Farted!"

So now everybody new it was me. But I guess that's life right?