"jimhoe the jimbo" I screech
"What the fuck arrg you doing here"
"I CAME HERE FOR MY MANZ" he sayz
"nO JAMES WE ARE DONE I TOLD YOU NO MORE FUCKING" Ozzie yells quietly
"nOT YOU, YOU FUCKING PRICK ASS BIRB ASS BITCH" JIMHOE WHISPERS
"that one." He points at a gingerbread bitch crawling out of the kitchen cabinets. Oh wait that's that laughing red dildo jeromeo. Crawling out of the kitchen cabinets.
"sENPAiiiIIII--???" the ginger yelps
"I am here" Jim moans
what the fuck
uh
um
alrightI yell "riddle me thicc riddle me that who's afraid of my hot bowler hat"
"That's my hat" os screeches
I sneeze 69 times in .03 seconds and throw a bread at Os
A
Bread
Has
Been
ThrowED
threw
ThrowED"ow!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"My bowler hat bitchcctchchh"
Oh no
Jimhoe Gardón and Jarmone Ballsacka have turned me against my boyfran! Must attac.I REACH INTO MY PANTS AND GRAB DOLLARS, AND START MAKING IT RAIN AS IF IM AT A STRIP CLUB
the strippers crash through the windows and clap their toes, receiving the money and putting them in their earholes
"Oh no they remind me of mOM" JEROME SCREAMSSZSZS
"not agaiN" JIMHOE SAIZ
jeromeoemeoem escapes the strippers through the window but they chase him because they think gingers taste like grilled cheese
Jimbo runz away too to get his ginger back
ah
alone again"I'm sorry that I hit you pingu"
"It's ok"
We almost has the secks but no it's ok we want to keep it G rated :///\\\\
huehuehue
Oswaldo makes us thicc ass cupcakes. They're just vanilla but with every bite you hear a tiny pig fart and that's gr8
i/slap/my/thighs/and/Oswald/says/no/Ed/stop/this/madnesSzSZSzS
Well I guezszsss it's time for dress up again
"Oswald put this on"
I show him this"Eddie you know I don't like cancerous meme aids"
hmph
"Ok then put this on"His gay ass trembles with delight. He loves Nikki McTittie's songz so this is perfecc
"so" he says "EXCUSE ME UR A HELL OF A GUY I MEAN MY MY MY MY YOU'RE LIKE PELICAN FLY OH UR SO SHY AND IM LOVIN YOUR TIE-"
"thx boo now put it on"
"Oki"
"Ur right os ur hot as fucc"
tiMe fOr dAnciNg noW
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FanfictionIT'S FUNNY OK, THIS IS WHAT I DO WHEN I'M NOT IN THE MOOD TO WRITE FLUFF- IT RESULTS IN HILARIOUS RANDOM CRAP ABOUT ED AND OS. ENJOY LMFAO