jim-hoe

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We finish making up the sorry excuse for a milkshake, Os gets straws.


I tsk him and pour all of the shake into one tall glass. Oswald sits on the couch, waiting for his lube-filled drink.


Little does he know

That

It

Is not

A

Drink ;)


Once I'm done screeching for my 69th time today, I walk to the couch and show Ozzie the glass.


"Listen boyfran... This milkshake has the perfect blue-white-creamy color, and I think it'll look good on top of you," I say.


"But I got all dressed up!"


"You won't be taking your clothes off, silly."


I walk in front of Oswald and place the glass on top of his chessy head...hot...


"Now," I whisperrrr, "baLANCE ITTT!"


Milkshakes look so perfect in him.


*one hour later*


"Eddie, I think that's enough. You've been staring at my milkshake chess head foreverrrrrrr."


I nod exactly 98 times in .5 seconds and scream while my eyes turn in different directions, I love platypussies. Oh, Perry the platypussy. What a meme! I wonder if he still fucks Dr. Doof every other day.


JIMBO SUDDENLY SMSHES THROUGH THE DOOR WITH A MACHETE, WITH NO PANTS ON. "SURPRISE DADDYFUCKERS"


Oswald jumps, sending the fucking milkshake across the world. Bye, milkshake. It hits a japanese woman.


SCCCCCCRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEECCCHH


*cough*


"jimBO WHAT WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK?!?!" I ask politely.


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